Category Archives: Life Steroids

Not all steroids will have you facing the supreme court like Sammy Sosa’ (too soon?). Life Steroids is your parent’s liquor cabinet, only they’d want you to pick this lock at an early age.

ELVIS = KARATE KILLER/LIFE MOTIVATOR

ELVIS = KARATE KILLER/LIFE MOTIVATOR

Did you know?: Elvis was a cyborg ass-kicking machine. And his story will help your career.